Friday, November 26, 2010

.. 'twas mere weeks before Christmas..........

'Twas weeks before Christmas, and all through my place,
All creatures were running the Art Jewelry Shows race.
The copper was hammered and laid out with care,
In hopes that the hubby would soon antique it there.
My beads were all nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bracelets danced in my head.
Barb Lewis enamels, and Miss Fickle too,
Mary Ann ceramics, greens, browns and some blue.
And me with my pliers, and tools in my lap,
I'd just settled in with with silver wire to wrap.
When out in the kitchen, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bench to see what was the matter.


Away to the door, I flew like a flash,
Slid in the hall, and fell on my........"ash".


When what to my wondering eyes should I see,
Steve with the camera, taking jewelry photos with glee,


With his old trigger finger so lively and quick,
I yelled, "No blurries", as the camera click-clicked.


So rapid and speedy, the pictures he took,
And he laughed and shouted, "Hey, no time to look."


"More bracelets, more chokers, more earrings and such,
You're lagging behind, and you must make so much!"


"Back to the studio! Back down the hall!
They don't want jewelry that's sold at the mall!"




"Go saw, file and sand, hammer, dap, wrap and chase,
Fire up that blow torch.... OOH! Watch your face!"

"Pack for the show, and load up your truck,
Sell it all, Honey! Good sales and good luck!! "







14 comments:

Courtney said...

Love this! Hope it is wildly successful!

Alice said...

Bravo! Thanks for the laugh. Hoping your show is a great success!!!

Laura Twiford said...

This is WONDERFUL! So clever, hope you have the best shows!

MaCarroll Beads said...

lauging my ASH off!!! That was so funny!!!

I cannot believe your stash....WOW!!!! I showed this to Bill. Now he is telling me a hunting story Night Before Christmas style.....See what you started!!!

Kristi Bowman said...

LOLOL!!! Very creative and so much fun!! Thank you for sharing with us!!!

mairedodd said...

that was great - so nice that you have this kind of support!

sasha and max said...

Ha! Very good! Good luck with the show!

Chris said...

How cute this is! Takes talent to rewrite this poem and make it so fun~~hope it all went smoothly.

Createology said...

Your post is so very clever I just read it to Mr. C and he also loved it. I can understand how you are so talented with the jewelry making. Thank you for sharing.

Sharon P said...

How clever and funny! Thanks for the laughs and a peek into your stash, hope your show was successful and you made tons of cash!

Beadroe said...

I think this poem was awesome, It should be your Christmas card one year. Very cute.

Don said...

Thats brilliant! Big, big smiles from this jeweler. Love the bit about the mall- too true!
PS: Thanks for the visit.

Patty said...

There are poets among us, how fun! Hope the show went well for you, Kelli. :-)

CraftyHope said...

That just brought a smile to my face!!

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